We're still catching up on True Blood episodes. What did you think of season five, episode eight? :)
True Blood 5.8 “Somebody That I Used To Know”
Sam caught one of the shape shifter shooters at the hospital. Andy arrests him Sam tries to calm an irate Luna. She is really upset and on the verge of losing it. When Sam leaves she unintentionally shifts… into SAM!! Upon seeing her reflection, Luna-Sam passes out.
The Lilith high gang returns to the Authority compound cracked out of their minds. Eric and Bill are sobering up and take in the insanity.


Sookie is still throwing her light into the sky. Jason stops her and reminds her of all the positive things that being Fae has brought to her life. He tells her that her special gift could be the one thing that helps everyone. He asks her to stop “spraying” it all over the yard. Ha, ha.
Luna-Sam regains consciousness and decides to leave her hospital room. She steals some clothes and leaves the hospital.
Jessica is hanging out at Fangtasia. A guy gets very flirtatious with her and propositions her. Jess is into it and accepts.
Salome, Nora, and the rest of the gang are coming down from their high. They are in awe that Lilith appeared to them. Bill and Eric are growing increasingly uncomfortable with the chatter. Salome orders Steve to procure some humans for them the eat later. She even orders a baby at the request of the Pedophile Vamp. Oh, nooo! They are all giddy at the prospect of feasting some more. Eric tries to get Bill to leave but can’t. Bill is in deep.
Sooo, Alcide is orally pleasing his new Were lover, Rikki. (This show really leaves nothing to the imagination.) We get to see his fine behind so, there’s that. He does not take her gently. He actually throws her across the room onto the bed. There they have sex like, well…animals.
Salome summons Bill to her room. She has a woman tied to her bed for him.. He says no thank you. Salome baits him on when he mentions he had children and won’t take this young woman’s life. She says he should have made his children vampires so they would be together always. He looks at the woman on the bed and is brought back to a memory with his daughter. She is dying and begs him to turn her, He refuses. “Immortality is a curse”, he says. Out of his reverie, Bill feeds on the girl. (sad face) Bill, what is happening to you!!
The Shooter Hate gang bring Hoyt to a house 100 miles from Bon Temps. They say they have a surprise for him. It is Jessica, silvered and bloodied. They tell Hoyt he has to kill her. They tell him he has to do it to heal. Hoyt isn’t so sure.

Sookie and Jason visit the Club Faerie again. Sookie wants to know if she has any other power that could help track down the vamp that killed her parents. Claude agrees to show her and they all decide to meet at the bridge where it all happened.
Lafayette is driving home. He touches his bloody lips and pulls the visor down to take a look. Jesus’ hospital badge falls out. Laf reaches down to get it and inadvertently grabs a first aid kit too. He pulls over to look through the kit. He finds a vial of vampire blood and uses it to heal his lips. When he looks in the passenger seat. Jesus is sitting there. Laf thanks him and asks if he is for real. Jesus asks if it matters and extends his hand. Lafayette grabs it. Awww! Lafayette continues driving home.
Andy is interrogating the guy he arrested at the hospital but he won’t talk. He leaves him with Sam who shifts into a cobra. This was enough to scare the guy into telling everything. Luna-Sam arrives at the police station much to Andy’s confusion. Luna-Sam finds Sam and both try to figure out why she can’t shift back. Andy shakes his head, “I hate this God damned town”.
The Faeries meet by the bridge and they all join hands so Sookie can conjure her mother’s memories. She is able to do it but suddenly she is the Vampire. She can see and feel everything the Vampire is doing through his eyes. Suddenly, Claudine is at the scene and Faerie zaps the Vamp. Sookie flies backwards as she is experiencing everything that happened to the unknown Vamp. The Faeries peer down at a knocked out Sookie.

Jessica begs Hoyt to remove the silver. He responds by asking her why she doesn’t love him anymore. She says she tried and she is sorry. He points the gun to her head and shoots. Reggie, the guy who lured her to the house hears the shot and opens the door. Jess is hiding behind the door and quickly snaps his neck. Hoyt goes to leave the house but Jess cannot leave, it’s daylight outside. Hoyt says he’ll go get help. Jess thank him. “Fuck you, Jess.” he says before he leaves.
Arlene and Holly are waiting at Lafayette’s house when he pulls in. They want his help with Terry but Laf wants nothing to do with it. Arlene tells him the plan to convince Terry that Laf made contact with the Iraqi lady and to tell him the curse is lifted. Lafayette considers this for a moment and says he is tired of working for free. He asks for $300.00 to do it.

Sam, Andy, and Luna-Sam find the house Jess is holed up in. She asks where Hoyt is. They say they haven’t seen him. Luna-Sam starts sniffing around and smells a large woman. Jess says she hasn’t seen a human woman in the house. Luna-Sam doubles over in pain. Sam rushes to her side.
Sookie recounts what she saw at the bridge. Claude is panicking because she psychically bonded with a vampire. He says it isn’t possible. Sookie remembers that Claudine called the vamp Warlo. Claude says he does not recognize the name.
Tara is tending bar at Fangtasia when an old high school classmate named Tracy comes in. She can’t believe Tara is a vampire and says, “well, now you are a member of two minorities”. ooooh!
Tara tears her a new one in insults. Pam breaks up the exchange of barbs and apologizes to Tracy. Tracy leaves.
Alcide and JD are about to fight for pack master. JD raises the stakes by announcing they have to track and kill a human. He pulls a frightened college kid up and says they’ll give him a two minute head start. Alcide is furious and does not want to kill anyone. Alcide forfeits the challenge to save the boy’s life. JD accepts the forfeit but says he will still track and kill the boy. Alcide chases after JD.
Eric finds Nora in the Authority meeting room. He tells her Lilith does not exist and Salome created all of this drama. Nora still believes. Eric tells her he saw Godric and it sickened him to see them behaving that way. “Fuck Godric”, Nora says. Eric grabs her by the throat. Nora says Lilith will show him the way.
Sam is comforting Luna-Sam who thinks she is dying. Sam kisses her forehead and she shifts back to herself. She is still in pain and vomits.

Pam wants to show Tara something down in the basement. It’s Tracy. Chained up. Pam says she is Tara’s now. After all the things Tracy said upstairs, Pam feels she owes Tara. Pam glamours Tracy into becoming Tara’s slave. Tara feeds on her with gusto.

JD catches the kid and Alcide attacks JD. JD is able to beat Alcide up easily because he is on V. He is about to finish him off when Martha and the rest of the pack run in. Martha begs him not to kill Alcide as it will only tarnish the pack. JD relents and stalks off but not before telling Alcide to find a new pack.
Apparently, Lafayette got his $300.00 because he is all set for the séance with Arlene and Holly. Terry and Patrick come quickly due to Arlene’s bogus call about a fire in the house. They agree to sit and let Lafayette try to make contact with the woman to break the curse. This was all supposed to be fake because Arlene did not believe what Terry was saying. Only, the Iraqi spirit really makes contact with Laf much to his dismay. Arlene and Holly are floored when the spirit says she’ll lift the curse if Terry kills Patrick. Patrick or Patrick kills Terry. Patrick takes off running.

Hoyt is still trying to find help. He comes across a truck that stops for him. Apparently, he knows who the driver is but the driver pulls a gun on him. Hmm, wonder who it is?
Sookie sees an apparition of Warlo the Vamp. He says he is coming for her and that she is his. Sookie screams.
The Authority council is meeting on how to crush mainstreaming. Everyone is brainstorming except Russell and Steve who are too busy flirting with each other. Salome calls them back to attention and Bill comes up with an idea. Bomb all 5 of the True Blood factories to force mainstream vampires to feed on humans. Eric is appalled. “What are you doing?”, he asks. “Evolving.”, answers Bill.
Quotable Quotes
“They say my blood is like a God damned milkshake, you don’t even need a straw.” Reggie
“God has the most beautiful tits I’ve ever seen! Now, I have never been called devout but watching Lilith shoot out of a blood pool while I sucked down the blood of a bride to the dulcet strains of You Light Up My Life… Well, Praise Lilith! Praise Jesus! Praise Moses’ Cock! I am born again!” Russell
“I need a baby. Lilith wants me to eat a baby.” Pedophile Vamp
“And a baby you shall get.” Salome
“This doesn’t mean I am your girlfriend.” Rikki
“I don’t remember asking.” Alcide
**pauses**
“Do you want to be my girlfriend?” Alcide
“Maybe.” Rikki
“You hear that Ruby Red, your ex boyfriend is gonna stick it in you one last time. (looks at Hoyt) I mean a stake, not your Johnson.” shooter member
“Hookah, I’m not in the helping business no mo. I’m in the fuck off so I can smoke a blunt business and business is about to pick way the fuck up.” Lafayette
“I’m about to get in this tub and get high as a motherfucker. Enjoys your day.” Lafayette
“I don’t give a twirly fuck about your elders!” Jason
“I thought you were mad.” Tara
“You don’t know me that well. My mad face and my happy face are the same.” Pam
“Ever been to Hong Kong?” Russell
“Uh, Uh but I love Kung Pow Chicken.” Steve